From the KKIM Father’s Day File comes the following list of things you will never hear your Father say:

"Can you turn up that music?"

"Go ahead and take my car. Oh, and here's 50 bucks for gas."

"I LOVE your tattoo. We should both get new ones."

"Here, you take the remote."

”Well, what do you know? I'm lost. We'll have to stop and get some directions.”

”Mom and I are going away for the weekend. Would you like to throw a party?”

And finally something you will never hear your father say, ”Father's Day? Don't worry about that. It's no big deal!”

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From the KKIM file for Church Marquee Signs comes the following.

"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard"

"Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies"

"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"

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And now from the KKIM file on Church Signs comes the following:

How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.

Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.

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Here is a light hearted presentation of what we all think about our moms, at different points of our lives. Don't get surprised because we all have the same tendency towards our mothers!

4 Years Of Age - My Mommy can do anything;

8 Years Of Age - My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot

12 Years Of Age -My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.

14 Years Of Age -Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either

16 Years Of Age -Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned

18 Years Of Age -That old woman? She's way out of date

25 Years Of Age -Well, she might know a little bit about it

35 Years Of Age -Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion

45 Years Of Age -Wonder what Mom would have thought about it

65 Years Of Age -Wish, I could talk it over with Mom

And now some news stories you will never hear on KKIM

Albuqueruque Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

An inmate escaped today from the Bernalillo County Deten-tion center. The 5 foot inmate who is a fortune teller is being described by authorities as a small medium at large.

Here are some Things To Think About:
 

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

 
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

You Know You're Getting Even Older When...

You and your teeth don't sleep together.

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

Your back goes out, but you stay home.

When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture

You Know You're Getting Even Older When...

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

When happy hour is a nap.

When you're on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money does.

When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it.

You Know You're Getting Even Older When...

When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

And finally you know you're getting even older when your idea of weight lifting is standing up.